drunkardsandflagons:

Birdfolk  (Avian, Humanoid) While humans are said to have evolved from apes, birdfolk are said to have evolved from ancient, avian beasts. Talents include Flight, Aerial Attack/Capture, & Pooping from Above. Birdfolk are relatively flexible creatures. They could be allies or opponents, or even useful as a “flier” in a party of players.

Bird!

drunkardsandflagons:

Birdfolk
(Avian, Humanoid)

While humans are said to have evolved from apes, birdfolk are said to have evolved from ancient, avian beasts. Talents include Flight, Aerial Attack/Capture, & Pooping from Above.

Birdfolk are relatively flexible creatures. They could be allies or opponents, or even useful as a “flier” in a party of players.

Bird!

drunkardsandflagons:

Dat Ass(Humanoid)When all other ideas fall flat, enter Dat Ass to fart out some fun. Talents include Flying, Pooping, Musical Prowess, & “Butt Stuff.”It’s a flying butt. Enjoy!

How could I avoid making the strangebuttruegames logo into a monster?

drunkardsandflagons:

Dat Ass
(Humanoid)

When all other ideas fall flat, enter Dat Ass to fart out some fun. Talents include Flying, Pooping, Musical Prowess, & “Butt Stuff.”

It’s a flying butt. Enjoy!

How could I avoid making the strangebuttruegames logo into a monster?

Our Child of Perpetual Decay, Holder of the Bone Key.

drunkardsandflagons:

Carrot(Vegetable, Nightmare)Looks like carrot, tastes like people. Talents include Enhanced Vision, Vitamin Blast, & Bad Touch.It’s a carrot in the shape of a people. Have fun with the physics of that.

Pleasant dreams.

drunkardsandflagons:

Carrot
(Vegetable, Nightmare)

Looks like carrot, tastes like people. Talents include Enhanced Vision, Vitamin Blast, & Bad Touch.

It’s a carrot in the shape of a people. Have fun with the physics of that.

Pleasant dreams.

drunkardsandflagons:

Cloudfolk(Humanoid, Nature)Usually light, fluffy, and friendly, cloudfolk tend to have a dark temper when they absorb too much water. Talents include Intangibility, Flight, Shapeshifting, Water Manipulation, & Comfort.Cloudfolk could be encountered along a quest’s path, or they could be sky jerks in need of a serious butt-kicking… if their butts were tangible.

Because clouds.
This is also a bit of a nod to the Cloud People in Roald Dahl’s “James and the Giant Peach,” which was a big part of my childhood.

drunkardsandflagons:

Cloudfolk
(Humanoid, Nature)

Usually light, fluffy, and friendly, cloudfolk tend to have a dark temper when they absorb too much water. Talents include Intangibility, Flight, Shapeshifting, Water Manipulation, & Comfort.

Cloudfolk could be encountered along a quest’s path, or they could be sky jerks in need of a serious butt-kicking… if their butts were tangible.

Because clouds.

This is also a bit of a nod to the Cloud People in Roald Dahl’s “James and the Giant Peach,” which was a big part of my childhood.

Works in progress: Our Child of Perpetual Decay and Star God’s ascent to the Cloud Jungle.

Works in progress: Our Child of Perpetual Decay and Star God’s ascent to the Cloud Jungle.

drunkardsandflagons:

Killer Clown(Humanoid, Nightmare)Murderous and mysterious, these beasts are terror for children of all ages. Often confused by magnets, though. Talents include Juggling, Balancing, & Fitting in Small Spaces.Three words: John. Wayne. Gacy.

76 monsters fully illustrated, 60 of those 100% completed.

drunkardsandflagons:

Killer Clown
(Humanoid, Nightmare)

Murderous and mysterious, these beasts are terror for children of all ages. Often confused by magnets, though. Talents include Juggling, Balancing, & Fitting in Small Spaces.

Three words: John. Wayne. Gacy.

76 monsters fully illustrated, 60 of those 100% completed.

Brutusz McSkullFuk and Stretch Manly.

Because paying attention on a 4-hour long conference call is overrated.

Behold, the majestic Aqua-Ape! Watch him battle the menacing Flying Sharks this fall on SyFy!

…I mean, I’d totally watch it if it were a thing.

Behold, the majestic Aqua-Ape! Watch him battle the menacing Flying Sharks this fall on SyFy!

…I mean, I’d totally watch it if it were a thing.

A female Firefolk.

A female Firefolk.